Boob Poem

I'll start with my most memorable message on a dating site. As you may have guessed from the title of the post it involves a poem about my boobs.

I had received several messages from an eager, young 18-year-old boy who was well under the age range I had indicated in my preferences. I ignored them, not wanting to be a cougar, until the final message when I decided to block him for his own good.
His final attempt to cyber-woo me was a poem that went like this:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You sure have a nice set of boobs

While flattering, and potentially the only poem I may ever receive, I was reasonably creeped out.

Advice for young men out there: don't write odes to boobs you've not at least met in person.