This just pisses me off:
Hey, I presume you may be looking for "the One" on this site, and lemme tell you, that's not me.. ALTHOUGH, I wouldn't have msged you if I didn't think you're cool and pretty and shit, and I think you'd be useful to me on my vaca.. k, so listen - I need to find the best LocoMoco around.. and don't tell me your Mom makes it because I'm not meeting your Family right off the bat you creepshow haha.. anyway, you down to help me out or what?
A dating site is not the place to find locomoco (a local dish with rice, burger patties and eggs). And why do you need a "cool and pretty and shit" girl to find you food? Asshat.
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