Quickie

Inappropriate username and weird message.

I'll give you a locomoco...

This just pisses me off:

Hey, I presume you may be looking for "the One" on this site, and lemme tell you, that's not me.. ALTHOUGH, I wouldn't have msged you if I didn't think you're cool and pretty and shit, and I think you'd be useful to me on my vaca.. k, so listen - I need to find the best LocoMoco around.. and don't tell me your Mom makes it because I'm not meeting your Family right off the bat you creepshow haha.. anyway, you down to help me out or what?

A dating site is not the place to find locomoco (a local dish with rice, burger patties and eggs). And why do you need a "cool and pretty and shit" girl to find you food?  Asshat. 

Keep your nawty side away from me...

Maui is a hard place to be single. There's not a lot of prospects out there that want something serious. Here's an example:




Why do I need to know how long you've been on Maui? And yes you do sound cocky. Douche bag.

A Wesley Crusher of my own...

Obviously Facebook knows I'm single. I get a lot of ads for dating sites in my sidebar: Christian singles (no thanks), interracial dating (not something I'm looking for specifically), meet guys on Facebook (???). But every once in awhile something new pops up.

Here's what came up today:

I am kind of a nerd, but I am definitely not a trekkie. I only ever watched one of the Star Trek series (Voyager) and it's the one most trekkies like the least. So, suffice to say Trekkie dating is probably not going to work out for me.

Though I have to say that dweeby looking Wesley Crusher in the picture (I'm assuming that's who he supposed to dressed up as - my apologies if I'm wrong) is somewhat appealing in a nerdy kinda way.

Giant (well usually not-so-giant) Pet Peeve

I really do not like when guys send me dick pictures. Even when I am in a sexual relationship with a guy I don't want be sent pictures of his dick.

I guess dicks need to be in context and getting a random picture of one is shocking in a bad way. I'm not sure why men feel they need to do that. Maybe they want us to reciprocate? I don't know. But please men, please stop.

Bizarre online dating pics

The profile pic is very important for online dating. Sadly, counter to the old adage, most people judge others on dating sites by their profile pictures. So make sure it represents you in a good way. Don't scare people away...Don't be these guys.

Quantum mechanics

I don't know how this fits in to quantum mechanics. The class I took never got into the quanta of penises...