Friday, June 8, 2012

POF Psycho

I got this message on Plenty of Fish (POF). All of the spelling/grammatical errors are his.

"so little to go on.. why is it always up to us guys to guess what the girl is all about, persuing and persuing.. im a noncompetitive type, meaning i hate sports and anything resembling competition.. so blank profiles are just that, beckoning more questions and unanswered questions that the musclueheads are all in it to win it, competining for the biggest penis award. Boo! I'm not playing! And PS: Fukc You!!! I just typed all that up only to get rejected, getting a POF message alert saying you only accept messages from peoople who are close to you. Well hello little sister, if I spent 20 minutes of thought on you just to get the door, piss all over you. Now YOU'RE being offensive. Might wanna remove that stipulatiuon. I hopped islands to be with a girl... anything is possible, but not for the pretensious!

and so I looked up your location's zip code and changed mine just to send you your thught up message.. makes me mad when I spend time on a girl and she throws it away."

I think my favorite part is the "musclueheads." Mus Clue Heads??

After reading it several times I figured out that he, at first, was upset that I didn't have enough information in my profile (it is nowhere near "blank"). When he tried to send his little message bitching about that he was unable to because I only accept messages from people that are on the same island as I am (simplifies things and keeps the marines who don't know that Wailuku is not on Oahu away). Then he got really pissed. Pissed enough that he changed his zip code just so he could send me a message bitching about it.

Yikes.

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